THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE WORLD
By Dr. Jericho Hoettenstattler
(from an address to the World Union of Metaphysicists, Hamburg, German, 1989)

Introduction: The Truth & Nostradamus

Much speculation has been formed about the nature of our world, about the realities we see with our awakened, disbelieving eyes, and of a secret hierarchy that controls--on an evil whim--the movements of all life forms on this planet.

At last The Truth can be told.

The infamous Nostradamus Parchments of 1613 have long been used by "specialized" scholars in attempts to predict the future and to promote the validity of soothsayers, prognosticators, & OTB stragagems. However, with the publication of Cornwald Bibb's exhaustive neo-modernist translation of Nostradamus, all claims to credibility in the preceding decades have been proven erratum falsificus. Indeed, contemporary conspiracy "theorists" have all but relinquished claims of "evidence" in the Nostradamus writings. For this reason it has become necessary for scholars to reinterpret sensational claims to a "secret history" of planet-wide civilization. And thusly it becomes necessary to "reinvent" long-accepted methods of historical research and verification.

This document you are reading is just such a carefully researched reinvention.

The Angry Red Planet

Few modern scholars, including Vatican appointed historians, Ivy League tenured professors, and scientific methodology-based physicists & archeologists, will dispute claims that all life as we know it developed on the planet Mars. Of course, certain fantastic images of green-skinned, antennae-bobbing monsters have long plagued serious discussion of The Mars Conception. Nevertheless, conclusions drawn by early 20th Century scientists have given way to the reinterpreted "modernist" view of gray-skinned, crew-cutted Martian beings [a.k.a. "rubberneckers"; see below]--men & women with a biology similar to our own and yet, when scrutinized under detailed study with a scalpel & retractor, our understanding of the 20th Century's Biological Brotherhood Moment has given way to the theory of a parallel Martian/Human evolution which ended abruptly when all life on the surface of Mars was killed off by a mild strain of what we now know as "the flu", i.e., Spanish Influenza Nine [as detailed in The American Journal of Medicine's Aug. 1964 edition cover story, "The War of the Tape Worms"; authors T. Patrick Melnick & Professor Herwin Fflurrrnf]. Emphasis, it is noted, must be place on "all life on the surface of Mars", for modern telescopes and rocket-propelled probes have revealed the ancient existence of Martian life below the surface of the so-called "Angry Red Planet." Indeed, as early as 1983, soiled, synthetic sheets of a woven, absorbent "wiping film" had been detected by the National Aeronautic & Space Administration's Scourager IV spacecraft from orbit around the planet's Southern Hemispheric "Ozark River" crater. This evidence has since been released for review via the 1989 Freedom of Information Act [Library of Congress; ibid., sysqd, set fic; no. 234-0987-090-12a].

The Reptilian Agenda

But what of claims supporting the Reptilian Agenda, i.e. the evolution of our species from a race of intelligent, automobile-driving reptiles, fascist creatures--a race of scaled, warm-blooded, clawed & fanged vertebrates who had formed an intellectual collective on Earth by way of a settlement on the mysterious planet Mars? Recent reconsideration of the fossil record has all but proven this fact as surely and as soundly as our modern Theory of Evolution. Indeed, researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have retested the carbon-dating of such "evidence" as recently as 1977 (the result of a presidential request instigated by US President Jimmy Carter; see Library of Congress document fiche 14-77cdf-60 for complete text). While verification of these fossil records have strengthened the case for the Martian Moment, advances in DNA sciences have also shed doubt upon these origins in reptilian biology. Despite detailed research studies & testimonials by scientists, journalists, and educated lay persons, emerging details tend to suggest that these so-called Martian life forms were genetically incompatible with all other forms of reptiles (and, indeed, all organisms) found on the planet Earth.

Writer and former BBC journalist David Icke has extensively investigated this "reptile connection", often alluding to a personal philosophy of "truth vibrations" which reinforces his belief that emerging life on Mars was similar in biology to that of reptiles here on Earth. Indeed, this system of "lost evolution" has been used to explain the prehistoric, one-time dominance of dinosaurs during the Mesozoic Era. Much that Icke propagates is extensively documented and has been embraced by the popular imaginatia (as is evidenced by certain financial statements of the Bank of England; see Chatterhasen: 9.ibid.sanction/55c: banks/England:wct34:British Isles); however, the adhesion to strict methods of science must be heeded in any investigation of biological origins. This is where Mr. Icke's theories fail to illuminate.

Reptile DNA has long been considered the "missing link" in the chain of human evolution. "Missing", indeed, because there is no scientific evidence that suggest the evolution of the reptile beyond that as we know it today; matters of automobile-driving reptiles are, therefor, suspect. And yet in 1956, world-renowned explorer & archaeologist Thor Heyerdahl's Easter Island Expedition resulted in several key discoveries which have contributed some credibility to the Reptile Movement (as it has become known amongst certain scholars and sideshow barkers). Heyerdahl's son, Toby, sub-leader of an excursion into the heart of the Pacific's most isolated island, discovered the remnants of an ancient stone temple (carbon dated to about 380 A.D.--about one thousand years before the existence of human civilization on the islands). Excavations indicated that some ancient stone carvings on the Island were similar to ancient Martian hieroglyphs (as suggested by Dr. Vladometer "Ponch" Van Klete in his renowned paper "Considering Mars"; see World Scientific Digest, IEEE "Trans. Inf. Theory", 46 no. 12 pp. 1104, May 1967, Ringald-Felgercarb-Morrissey).

The Worms of St. Margaret Island

Current bio-archaeologists have long considered the theory of divergent evolution to be a legitimate means of coming to terms with the problematic fossil record. Indeed, more than just a "quick fix" to a troubling situation, "divergent evolution" seeks to explain the unusual, multiple pathways that seem to preoccupy a careful study of the origins of life on Earth. For this reason it is safe to propagate the notion that three separate species of life form had existed, at one point or another, upon the planet Earth. These can be broken down as follows (see Ickes, Baker & Longstreet, Shaking Hands with the Untouchable: A Sane Look at the Insane Origins of Life on Our Planet; Clayton-Burrows Press, copyright 1979):

1.) Ape

2.) Reptile

3.) Worm

Worm? But surely the popular worm "explosion" of the mid-1970s has long since been discredited by various magnetic imaging technologies employed by the University of Berlin at Frankfort? Yes and no. While it is true (as reported in the popular media) that Dr. Delmar Koehini and his research team did discredit the so-called Worm Stratagem, Koehini's 1983 arrest by Interpol on pottery fraud charges called into question his brilliant career and related research projects. Most notably, the university's specragraph analysis of The Shroud of Turin (see "The Shroud of Turin: An Amino-Carbonyl Reaction (Maillard Reaction) May Explain The Image Formation," Melanoidins vol. 4, Ames J.M. ed., Office for Official Publications of the European Communities, Luxembourg, 1990, pp.106-113) necessitated a retesting of certain previously "irrelevant" tissues samples found on the shroud by colleagues Sonnekin & Pitts, et al, at the Texas School of Mines. Although the results of these examinations were inconclusive, many scholars interpreting the result have concluded that a "variation" on worm DNA seems to call into question all of Koehini's work in the mid-to-late 1970s. This is unfortunate, for now the "worm movement" must be reexamined and evaluated.

But what of the most recent discovery of "large, cylindrical, sausage-shaped" fossils in the black volcanic rock of St. Margaret Island, the kindred chain of small atolls not far from the more legendary Easter Island? Scientists now believe that these "creatures" derive from a type of DNA most commonly seen in reptiles and that, much in keeping with David Icke's flawed-but-exhaustive research, these "reptilian worms" were, in fact, off-world organisms somehow linked in circumstance to the so-called "Martian" life forms that first populated our planet.

Succinctly, ancient life on the planet Mars all-but died out--but not before finding its way to Earth and "populating" the warm, bubbling, pools of liquid that most effectively incubated the beginnings of life as we know it today. Furthermore, some sort of cataclysmic event seems to have spread so-called "reptilian worm" organisms across the globe--strange, sausage-like creatures that played an aggressive part in cultivating an evolved form of Martian life form.

"It is as if," writes scientist/theorist Robert Hallpern of the Livid-Livermore Laboratory in Seattle, Washington, "some vast and violent conflict had caused these two startling alien species to be hurled about the planet, effectively scattering their mixed DNA into the far corners of the world polluting--if you will--the already-evolving ape DNA that was the early origins of modern Mankind. Only now, with our sophisticated means of reclaiming Earth's fossil record, can we begin to piece together just how life evolved in our solar system!"

 

The Tazmanian Data Coil

Understanding and "coming to terms" with the origins of life on Earth might well be accelerated by inquiries into the technological methods & kit of those ancient beings who might have had a hand in our subsequent evolution. Many sources of scientific inquiry have spoken of secret origins of energy that "advanced beings" have utilized for centuries to move, live, and meddle in our world, a so-called "hidden culture" that seems to have access to technology and information that, for centuries, world leaders have coveted and sought to exploit for varied political purposes. Many researchers, including metaphysicist, writer, and learned scholar Hank Krastmunn, have made their life's work the uncovering of these critical mysteries. Indeed, Krastmunn himself speaks of "entrances to the Inner Earth" where, presumably, our ancient, mystical forefathers have retreated to clandestinely manipulate world events. Of course, these disturbing machinations by "outside" interior forces could not be fully executed without enormous power...and an inside connection to the wills of critical world leaders. Many experts believe that the primary source of "cooperation" with these ancient, advanced beings is The Bilderberg Group.

"The Bilderberg Group," explains Dr. Hallpern, "is small, elite coterie of Western politicos & power-brokers who have been collaborating with strange 'outsiders' in an effort to benefit from certain advanced technologies and unconventional methods of wealth accumulation. They exist, in one form or another, to exert a shadowy hand on the global tiller governing power & commerce." And the key to their great influence, says Hallpern, is a desperate & complete understanding of The Tazmanian Data Coil.

The Data Coil is a sophisticated and contemporary understanding of "ley lines", the ancient term first used to describe strange "pools" of invisible force found to occupy certain sectors of Earth geography such as Stone Henge and The Bermuda Triangle. The ancient symbol for the phenomenon has been discovered, in one form or another, throughout the world and crossing into such diverse cultures as Mesopotamia and The Druids and, of course, usurped by our modern, popular media in movies, advertising, & professional wrestling. However, it was the occultist Dobbs Knobbler in her 1936 novel The Cloven Footed (republished in 1971 by T. Weimer, New York, and in 1989 by Aquadrian Press, Northamptondellenshire) who proposed the idea that ley lines were "lines of power" linking key geomatic sites. A few years later, it was suggested that ley lines followed lines of cosmic energy in the Earth and could be detected using dowsing rods or a Ouija board . In the 1960s, ley lines, or "leys" as they were now called, became linked with UFO sightings. According to Hank Krastmunn, in the process of his excavations on the quest to find "Inner Earth", he had stumbled upon unusual glass-lined tunnels under ground which "went down real deep". These spiraling coils of tunnels, about a dozen miles north of Yucca Valley at Giant Rock (near Tasmania Caves national park), have the remarkable capacity to channel energies into a tightly controlled "beam" of gravitational disruption. Alleged Krastmunn colleague & world-class spelunker DuBois Timbergroove suggests that these coiling glass tunnels are part of a sophisticated data transmission protocol first originating on the planet Mars. Careful measurements taken near these disrupting fields suggest a trajectory remarkably similar to that of NASA's first Mars probe, Condore Nine (a research project headed by one-time chairman of The Bilderberg Group, Dr. Carl "Nasty" Weathers). Just what this connection reveals is still under study by Krastmunn and others, but one morsel of information is certain: the creature known as "Bigfoot" is not comprised of organic material.

The Rise of the Rubberneckers

Although chiefly a phenomenon of North America, world history shows us that "Bigfoot" has existed, in one form or another, in all human societies that have embraced a) the development of small hand tools, 2) a means of commerce originating from a hunter/gatherer economy, and c) the unprovable belief in a Higher Power as Creator of the Universe. Throughout Native North America (Iroquois, Hopi, Dakota, Adirondack, Sioux, the Eastern Athabascan, Turtle Mountain Ojibway, Plains Cree, etc.), Bigfoot is regarded as an "elder brother" to humans ("Chiye-tanka", literally "community tall brother"). Even among the ancient Chinese, a Bigfoot-type represents the incarnation of "ding do mei "--a brother human who is transformed into a cannibalistic monster by tasting human flesh in time of starvation--and his fearsomeness, much like the Golemn (literally "artificial man") of First Century Yiddish folklore, comes from his very replication of human activity while at the same time engaging in activities considered "horrible" and counterproductive by the tribe, clan, or society. The "ding do mei" is the "fearful destiny" of a hidden, terrifying temptation within Mankind to turn to the eating of other humans when no other food is at hand (no pun intended). Thus, it must be noted, that the "warning" posed by most significant Bigfoot legends, is a warning against the coming of an artificial, butchering pseudo-man.


Enter: The Rubberneckers.

The existence of Bigfoot is taken for granted throughout even the most rudimentary human societies; and so are his powerful psychic abilities. These powers, when described in the literal native tongue of specific human societies, seem to follow along the same lines of power as the ley lines (see K. Shinmugam, W. van Eck, I. Nesen & P. Rijsdork; On the kindred electromagfields generated by video display units and certain card "trick" prognosticators. Proc. symp. EMC. Zurich, March 1985). The presence of "Bigfoot", the creature of legend, and the disruption of localized television reception has been well documented; the peaking of this disruption and the ties to the Bigfoot "cry" or scream have been the topics of much research, particularly by McGinnis at the University of Athens. However, it was not until the published works of Dubois Timbergroove that these emitted electromag frequencies were connected with the sudden appearance, sometimes violently so, of certain "gray-skinned, crew-cutted, extraterrestrial beings", large-eyed humanoid beings with slender necks and a "thin, rubbery skin" [a variation of which were the inspiration for the kindly aliens in Stephen Speilberg's famous motion picture The Close Encounter of the Third Kind]. These so-called "rubberneckers" are thought to be both the origin & the destination of these unique electromagnetic frequencies-- communiqués transmitted & received along a particular band of invisible electromagnetic disruption.


Secret messages exchanged between grey-skinned Rubberneckers and their Bigfoot field troops!


Antique writings linked to a Confederate colonel of the Southern New Georgia Fighting Wash-Tub Militia indicate that just such a rubbernecker/Bigfoot alliance must indeed have occurred--at least circa 1863:


"...a large and most foul smelling brute approached the two strangers, a towering spillage of hair & muscle. Commands were issued by the men of pallid complexions and, as we watched with disbelieving eyes in our head & the fear of God and The Devil in our hearts, the tangles of brush and fallen trees most rapidly commenced to being cleared away by the silent, brooding furry Goliath..."


A similar report was sighted in 1943 by a French Polynesian missionary living on war-torn Iwo Jima. In all cases of direct or indirect contact with the Rubberneckers, the Bigfoots have been dispatched to do the physical labor of their masters. Accounts of Bigfoot "tap dancing" (as noted on the blackhistory.com/archives research database) are troubling and yet, or but still, it is nevertheless the Bigfoots who dance subservient to the Rubberneckers.

Celestial Civil War

The discovery of strange skeletal remains at Millarville (Keoppep, 1974) shed, for the first time, light upon the unraveling of these puzzling facts. The intrusion of the US Archeological Digs Supervisory Team (USADST) into a privately funded socio-archeologic research project (Rebenack & Fowler, 1962, 1973) was, at the time, a newsworthy event if only for the timing of the intrusion (coming, as it did, only two months after the infamous Kent State University shooting by Ohio National Guardsmen; the high level of electromag frequencies present at the time were accidentally authenticated by sensitive instruments in the university's physics lab at Windmere Hall. For more information into this event see Benderbeak et al 1977). For their part, the USADST, under the watchful eye of Nixon Administration attaché & then-Bilderberg recording secretary Patrick A. Buickanyon, proved the necessary disruptive influence that has often marred private inquiries into the unexplained mysteries; indeed, Buickanyon and his minions all but usurped the Millarville site -- but not before Millarville mayor and "alien abduction hobbyist" Dennis Fowler obtain personal photographs of the dig's earliest uncovery. These strange skeletons proved a gold mine of sorts: they revealed the presence of two varying species of organism at the site, i.e. skeletal remains of the so-called "reptilical worms" and the aforementioned Martian ape-humanoid! Subsequent interpretations by private military experts revealed that the decaying remains showed unquestionable signs of "conflict trauma" or, as allegedly mentioned in a since-lost ("misplaced") Nixon Administration briefing on Millarville (again, Keoppep 1974), "combat corruption"...that is, these remains were those who had lost their lives in a fierce battle involving the conquest of the planet Earth!

The Age of Reason Vs. An Era of Deception

No democratic government on Earth will ever admit to the evidence of alien species infiltrating our cultures & sociologies (Braatman, 1993). It is, therefor, for us the curious to uncover what we can about the so-called "truth" of life as we know it. Television, movies, & comic books, have often sought to entertain with notions of "secret happenings" & "close encounters" with issues largely left unexplained by modern science and contemporary politics. "What's old is new again" as the saying goes, for even at the dawn of the Industrial Revolution certain church clerics sought to discredit the steam engine and the coal-burning boiler with charges of "monstrously contained doors to Satan" and "human sacrifices to The Fiery One" (Campanella, 1954) among other attempt to discredit reality. Indeed, the British government, in the late 18th century, enacted so-called "block & tackle laws"-- ostensibly to protect workers from the loss of wages at the hands of greedy machinery and heathen technology. In fact, much in keeping with the Vatican's highly controversial "Vow Against Modernism" (repealed only with much difficulty in the mid-1960s!), England, German, & Borneo each had, until the late 1800s, strict laws on the books which denied the existence of "steam, molten metals, certain gear shapes, chain-driven motion, and fastening systems that do not employ the fabric eye hole and button" (Campanella, 1954). It has only been with long and exhausting struggles that all forms of The Truth have come to pass in our Modern Age. Men & women with clear minds and unfearing hearts shall, therefore, be our only bridge to the world of Things Greater Than We Know.


Let "Science Prevail!" be our battle cry as we all seek to uncover all things of the Unexplained.

(text copyright 1992 Unexplainable Digest & Hoettenstattlermach Enterprises. Used with kind permission. Contents of The Secret History web site copyright 2004. All rights reserved.)

     

 

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